Here are links to some other resources that’ll help you get through your family visit:

• http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/  --Even if you aren’t suicidal, click here, so that if anyone checks your browser history, it’ll freak him out.

• http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/?Media=PlayFlash  --A fun thing to do is combine your family visit with an intervention. It’s even more fun if the person doesn’t have a problem.
  
  
• http://www.drphil.com/  --Sometimes, it’s just helpful to realize that there are others in this world as messed up as your family—the only difference being that they’ve got TV credits.
  
  
• www.gaycats.com  --It can sometimes be a shock to learn your cat is gay. This website doesn’t really exist, but if it did, it would offer tips on how to accept a gay cat as a member of the family.
  
  
• http://www.icarumba.com/icarumba/default.asp  --Need a website for car repair? Neither did anyone else.
  
  
• http://www.jews-for-jesus.org/  --Do you need a good way to piss off Christian and/or Jewish relatives?
  
  
• http://ellen.warnerbros.com/  --Get free tickets for the Ellen DeGeneres show! 
  
  
• http://www.eagleranchacademy.com/  --Juvenile rehabilitation center. See, it just goes to show that if you don’t want to be a good parent, other people will pick up the slack.